This year at pink champagne strain Green Valley Institute, things are exceptionally different. Because the transfer of a certain jolly fella, our life is anything but ordinary. He's pretty strong, you know? And when he gets frustrated, well, let's just say the grounds might need some touch-ups.

{Some students are scared about the changes, while others are just living life as usual. But one thing's for sure: life at Blinker High is never calm again.

There's a {wholeheap of unexpected stuff going on every day, and it's all thanks to our new neighbor. I guess you could say that Hulk Smash Blinker High is now the talk of the decade.

Blinker Strain: Emerald Rage

The rabid greens have descended upon the world, their cores pulsing. Consumed by a hunger, they seek for the life force of all who stand in their presence. No hero is safe. The fate of humanity hangs fragile in the balance. Can anyone stop this crescendo of emerald fury?

• Strange whispers on the wind speak of a legend, a hero forged from starlight...|Rumors swirl among the survivors, tales of an ancient warrior who might hold the key to victory.|The fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of a legend, a champion born to stand against this tide of green.
• Prepare for battle. |There is no space for fear. The only option left is to fight, to resist the tide. |Every ounce of courage, every skill honed, will be needed in this struggle for survival.|

Hitting Taillights, Unleashing the Rage

When you hit your brakes and those assholes in front of you don't even notice it's like a volcano erupting inside. You feel that anger building, roiling over as your fists clench. The world shrinks down to the red light in your eyes and the sound of your engine screaming. You're ready to explode that pent-up energy onto the asphalt, a symphony of swearing as you pass them with reckless abandon.

Blinks.com: Where Green Titans Thrive

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• Join/Become part of/Connect with our community/ecosystem/tribe today and be part of the green/ecological/sustainable revolution.
• Discover/Explore/Unveiling the future/next era/cutting edge of sustainability/environmentalism/eco-friendly practices.

Hulk'd Out on Blinkers

Bro, you won't believe what happened. This truck/van was totally ignoring the lights. I mean, it was like they didn't/couldn't/wouldn't see/understand/comprehend a thing. So naturally, my composure broke faster than a Hulkbuster. Chaos ensued! I mean, it was a real show/display/spectacle. Let's just say that blinkers/lights/signals were no match for my strength/force.

The Latest on Hit Blinkers

Get ready to pump up the volume! This week's scene is all about Hit Blinkers. These wicked lights are {totallyabsolutely taking over the scene, and everyone's raving about them. Whether you're a car enthusiast, there's no denying that Hit Blinkers are all the rage. So buckle up and get ready for some serious buzz because these lights are not going anywhere.

• Reasons why Hit Blinkers are so popular
• How to get your hands on Hit Blinkers

Stay tuned for more news about Hit Blinkers!